lunes, 16 de mayo de 2011

Jonah Hex

The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth.





Jonah Hex

Jonah Hex



During Grant's presidency, Jonah Hex is a remorseless bounty hunter. In the Civil War he was a rebel whose honor put him afoul of a confederate general, Turnbull, who murdered Jonah's family while Jonah watched. As a result of the ordeal, Jonah's face is disfigured and he can talk with the dead. After staging his own death, Turnbull, with a group of rebel stalwarts, hatches a plan to bring the Union to its knees. Grant wants Hex to stop it. While the nation readies to celebrate Independence Day, Hex and an unli! kely ally have little time to stop Turnbull and his weapon of mass destruction. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

Genres: Action Drama Thriller Western

Release year: 2010



Hush

Helen is the young girlfriend of good-looking Jackson Baring. When Helen gets pregnant and marries Jackson...
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Hush

Hush



Helen is the young girlfriend of good-looking Jackson Baring. When Helen gets pregnant and marries Jackson, they decide to move to his hometown, Kilronan, and have a baby there. But his mother Martha, who lives there, starts to do weird things, and obviously she's not too friendly to Helen. Written by Anonymous

Genres: Mystery Thriller

Release year: 1998



The Match

Two Scottish pub soccer teams play each other in order to resolve a century-old grudge. Whoever wins the game gets to keep the other team's pub.





The Match

The Match



The Match is a contemporary romantic comedy, set in the idyllic Highland village of Inverdoune. Wullie Smith, still carrying the physical and emotional scars of the childhood death of his younger brother, is the village milkman. A young man whose potential is concealed his gently diffident exterior, Wullie is locally known for his remarkable T.F.R. (Total Football Recall) and for his not-very-secret love for Rosemary Bailey, the breathtaking daughter of Bill Bailey, a local farmer with a curious affection for his cows. Rosemary has returned briefly to her ho! me with a college degree before she leaves again to pursue a career in the big city. The single-street village has only two pubs - the ramshackle delights of Benny's Bar, spiritual home of its charmingly eccentric clientele and the sterile modernity of Le Bistro, owned by former professional footballer and preening narcissist, George Gus. But Benny's Bar may soon be lost forever. A bet made to settle a feud between the original owners of Benny's Bar and Le Bistro was made long before anyone living in the village today can remember. The ancestral feud is to be finally resolved by the result of the annual football (soccer) contest between the two bars in this hundredth year of the contest. Past form indicates poor prospects for the Benny's Bar team which has lost for 99 years in a row. But it is only the result of this, the hundredth game, which will determine which bar is to be closed forever by the winning side. Written by Anonymous

Genres: Comedy Romance Sp! ort

Release year: 1999



Meet the Spartans

The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag...
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Meet the Spartans

Meet the Spartans



The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. Written by matt-282

Genres: Comedy War

Release year: 2008



Caterpillar Wish

A young girl's view on belonging and loss.





Caterpillar Wish

Caterpillar Wish





Genres: Drama

Release year: 2006



Blood Simple.

A rich but jealous man hires a private investigator to kill his cheating wife and her new man. But, when blood is involved, nothing is simple.





Blood Simple.

Blood Simple.



A bar-owner in Texas is certain that his wife is cheating on him and hires a private detective to spy on her. This is just the beginning of a complex plot which is full of misunderstandings and deceit. Ethan and Joel Cohen's first feature film. Written by Mark Logan <marklo@west.sun.com>





Abby is cheating on her saloonkeeper husband, Marty. The object of her affections is Ray, one of Marty's bartenders. Marty hires Visser, an unscrupulous detective, to kill them. But Visser has other, more lucrative ! plans of his own. So begins a calculating round of double and triple crosses that build to a bloodcurdling, surprise-filled climax. Written by Fiona Kelleghan <fkelleghan@aol.com>





A rich but jealous man hires a private investigator to kill his cheating wife and her new man. After that, this cold-hearted thriller really heats up. Written by Tim Kretschmann <Tim.K@VirComm.com>





Marty hires a private investigator to spy on his wife, who he suspects of cheating. When Marty hires the investigator to kill his wife and her lover, things get very complex. Written by Jordan Sharp <rainman88@earthlink.net>

Genres: Crime Drama Thriller

Release year: 1984



Pantry Pirate

Pluto is tied up in the backyard and has been ordered by the maid to stay outside while she prepares a roast...
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Pantry Pirate

Pantry Pirate



Pluto is tied up in the backyard and has been ordered by the maid to stay outside while she prepares a roast. Of course, once Pluto smells the scent of the roast, he makes a beeline for the kitchen. Unfortuantely, staying undiscovered proves difficult for Pluto once he gets inside particularly after he inhales a bucket of soapy water and starts sneezing. Bubbles fill the kitchen and cups are broken at which point the maid comes downstairs. Luckily, Pluto returns to his doghouse leaving the impression that he n! ever left. The maid just shrugs and says, "I could swear it was that dog." Written by Matt Yorston (george.y@ns.sympatico.ca)





Mammy has roasted a wonderful ham, and its scent is calling to Pluto, who was sleeping out in the yard. He sneaks in, and tries to get hold of the ham. At first, he's stymied just because the ham is up on top of the stove, but then he bumps into a box of soap flakes, swallows some, and begins sneezing, then trying to save the cups he knocked off the table. The cups ultimately break, and Mammy comes down to investigate but not before Pluto is back in the yard, apparently sleeping soundly again. Written by Jon Reeves <jreeves@imdb.com>





Mammy Twoshoes throws Pluto out to the doghouse for being a naughty... pantry pirate. Pluto eventually falls asleep. However, when Mammy takes a delicious roast ham out of the stove, the smell hypnotically twists Pluto's nose up into a knot, wakes him ! up, and lures him toward the kitchen. And, after managing to p! ull hims elf out of his rope, old Pluto comes in for the kill. Unfortunately, the only way to reach the ham cooling on top of the oven (unnoticed, that is) is to walk across a very long ironing table. Pluto starts out nicely, but he has to hold on tight when the end starts to wobble dangerously. It ends up with Pluto reaching out for the ham, falling off the ironing table, landing in the stove, shooting out the oven door, and bumping into a box of soap flakes. He sneezes and blows them into a full water bucket. He inhales for another sneeze, and almost inhales some of the soapy water. This happens again, and he exhales just in time. The third time, however, he inhales too far and swallows it. Then he starts to sneeze bubbles. At one point, Mammy comes running when she hears Pluto go shooting under the table from one particularily large sneeze. She walks off suspicious. Unfortunately, Pluto sneezes under the table and blows 8 or 9 delicate teacups into the air, landing on airborne bub! bles. As each bubble carrying a cup comes down, Pluto spikes them with his tail and catches the cups by their holders. Quite relieved, he carefully takes them back to the table. But right when he's trying to use his back paws for lifting the cups off his tail and up to the table, he has to sneeze. He unwisely stifles the sneeze and his rear end bounces. The teacups fly into the air, crash to the floor, and instantly shatter. Mammy runs downstairs upon hearing the noise, and Pluto really has to run for his life. Luckily, the mass of bubbles he's created from his sneezing makes him quite hard to see, and he is able to run outside in the nick of time, quickly shuffling his rope back on. When Mammy runs out, she finds him sleeping like a baby. She walks off, still not feeling quite sure that Pluto's as innocent as he looks. The cartoon closes with a final stifled sneeze from ol' Pluto and a few bubbles erupting from his ears. Written by Artie

Genres: Family Come! dy Animation Short

Release year: 1940